Hláška #48289

Detail hlášky #48289

#48289

<MagdaKomin> Tak co, jak se ti nově bydlí s Ondrou?
<Jindriska> Ani mi nepovídej, připravovala jsem se na všechny možný scénáře, ale toto jsem teda nečekala
<Jindriska> Je línej jak tlačítko F9 na klávesnici - oblečení rozházený po bytě, ponožky na lince, všude po domě kabaly od snad všech přístrojů, co máme, vůbec po sobě neuklízí, teď navíc nemaká, úplně jsem to s ním vyhrála, fakt že jo
<MagdaKomin> Tak to jako pánuješ ukončit?
<Jindriska> To by ještě nic nebylo. Dneska přijdu do bytu. Odemčený dveře!!! A osel spí na gauči, zapnutá televize. A u počítače lístek: "Pokud nás právě vykrádáte, mile vás prosím, neberte mi stolní počátač. Za vámi ve skříni má přítelkyně nový notebook. Pokud je vaše finanční situace natolik tíživá, že si musíte vzít i stolní PC pokračujte prosím podle dále přiloženého návodu:
<Jindriska> 1. Pauznout FlashGet, uložit frontu stahování
<Jindriska> 2. Uloženou frontu mi přeposlat jako přílohu na mail ondra.cvrcek@gmail.com
<Jindriska> 3. Vytiskněte mi dokument Seznam2.doc, který najdete na ploše, tiskárna je zapnutá, jsou to tři papíry, nechte mi je u gauče.
<Jindriska> PS: Pozor při přenášení na zdroj, drží jenom na jednom šroubku!"
<Jindriska> To všechno protože byl línej zamčít dveře!

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Datum přidání:	2. 7. 2010
Kategorie:	Hlášky
Autor:	shitcool (6 hlášek)
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