Hláška #62948

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#62948

<a> achjoo se mi libi jedna holka a nevim jak ji sbalit
 barakem?
<a> nemam...
 autem?
<a> skodovkou?
 :D nene necim jinym
 das si s ni nekde sraz. tak pul hodiny pred tim si vypnes telefon aby se ti nedalo dovolat. Jak jsou ty slevy na super auta, tak si pujcis nejaky ferrari nebo neco, borcovi co bude sedet vedle tebe hodis petikilo at drzi hubu. Prijedes tam, kde na tebe bude cekat, omluvis se, ze to vedle tebe je kolega a ze v praci je nejakej pruser, treba ze prijel zajemce z Japonska a chce koupit tvoji firmu a ty tam musis. A protoze se ti rozbil telefon, tak ji to jedes rict osobne a ze se sejdete za 2 hodiny. To budes mit dost casu na to vratit auto i s vykulenym instruktorem. Sednes na mhd, dojedes na vzdalenost tak 1km od mista kde se mate sejit. Na ten km si objednas taxika (prece nebudem utracet za celou cestu) a kdyz se te bude ptat, kde mas to krasny auto, tak rekni, ze s Japoncem sis musel na privitanou dat Sake a po chlastu jsi nechtel ridit, tak sis objednal na tech 100km z firmy taxika. Jestli ti ho po tomhle nepreblafne uz na miste, tak nevim...
<a> tys nad ti hodne premejslel co? :D

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Datum přidání:	18. 7. 2011
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