Hláška #67496

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#67496

<a> Zdá se, že vzpoura robotů je tady...
 Jaks na to přišel?
<a> Máme doma baseta. A baset pouští chlupy. Tak jsem dostal geniálni nápad pořídit si Roombu. "Inteligentní" robotický vysavač.
 a co, sežral ti psa?
<a> Nic tak trapně přízemního. Vysavač šmejdil pravidelně po baráku, zametal a vysával chlupy, měli jsme doma jako v klícce. Nicméně u toho dost ječel, tak jsem ho naprogramoval, aby uklízel, když jsme v práci. Tedy bez dohledu.
 Nenapínej!
<a> Všechno v pohodě do doby, než pes dostal nějaké střevní potíže. A jak byl doma, tak se pos... Což je u psa velikosti baseta průser sám o sobě.
 začínám tušit, kam to směřuje :)
<a> No nedokážeš si představit, co s tím defekátem ten vysavač provedl. Naprosto dokonale to rozjezdil po všech pokojích, nabalil si to na ty kartáče a rozetřel po všech pokojích, kam měl přístup. Tzn všude. Ten odér, když jsem dorazil domů, to si nedokážeš ani přibližně představit...
 :)) Asimov by asi čuměl :)

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Datum přidání:	15. 2. 2012
Kategorie:	Hlášky
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