Hlášky hodnocené záporně uživatelem „MKlein“

#2368

<a> jdu je svléknout... těším se na to celý den
 wau...popiš mi to...
<a> vezmu ji, vrazim do ní kudlu a celou ji stáhnu z kůže... pak ji sežeru... úplně celou
<a> pomalu ji rozmělním tesákama
<a> pak ji sliny začnou trávit
<a> pak se bude pomalu posunovat jícnem
<a> pomalu, až do žaludku
 dál, prosim dál
<a> tam se chvilku ohřeje....
<a> potom popluje do dvanáctníku, kde se začne pomalu rozkládat
 jo...
<a> ta kaše, co z ní zbyde se vykydne do tenkého střeva
 dál....
<a> hbitě se vyhne slepému střevu a už je, mrška, v slepém střevě.
<a> bakterie ji rozloží na tisíce a tisíce atomů
<a> no a nakonec to nejlepší... vyjde řitním otvorem...
<a> a může si to celý zopakovat
 dík...
 bylo to krásné...
<a> nemáš taky chuť na broskev?
<a> ty jo, to je lepší než sex po telefonu...

Komentář: Funkce trávicího ústrojí pro laiky

#2334

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<Zetes> njn ale vem si, ze driv si na lednicku setril rok :D
<bokijo> j to mas pravdu, aspon ze dnes je to jiny :P
<Zetes> Tos rok setril na pracku.....dalsi rok na lednicku a jaxis koupil toto, tak te napadlo co si koupit jeste TV, tak dalsi rok na TV
<bokijo> a co pak ?
<Zetes> mno pak si setril na elektriku :D :D

Komentář: Spatna doba :D

#2096

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<freshmouse> Jdu se nažrat.
<m4r3k> Ožrat?
<freshmouse> Ožeru leda tak šunku. :-)
<m4r3k> :-) Fuj, maso nežeru :-D
<freshmouse> Fuj, ty nežereš maso. Jsi snad býložravec? :-D
<m4r3k> Mrchožrout! :-D
<freshmouse> Ta šunka je mrtvá, neboj. ;-)

Komentář: Šunku kupuji zásadně mrtvou a bez vnitřností.

#1959

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<Flash> cau mas tam bratra?
<Čudla> jo ale nepouštim ho sem

Komentář: Zlá sestřička

#1857

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<papricka> je chrastka on-line??
<Paja> ano, tvoje milovaná ivuška je přítomna
<papricka> tak ji hlavne nedavej moje icq cislo! diky

Komentář: Oblíbená spolužačka

#1829

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<Kabel> Poradte prosim nekdo. Nemuzu zaboha nastavir Utlouk jako vychozi klient. Vychozi mam porad Utlouk Express. Uz se s tim morim dlouho.Diky moc
<Bobicek> ja bych ho utlouk!

Komentář: já asi taky

#1807

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<a> mě to jede.. macromedia flash player 8
 hmm tak tu taky stahnu ... ja mam 5
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Komentář: binární pokec

#1772

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<SVK> no ani se neptej...zas jsme meli blbe kecy, bylo to jeste ke vsemu o ni...nic negativniho, ale i tak kdyz jsem s ni stravil predeslou noc, tak se nedivim ze je nastvana:-D
<P22> super - ja takle potreboval pustit k vode dve zenske, tak jsem te prvni neco napsal a pak to zkopiroval a chtel to poslat te druhe - jmeno jsem zmenil, ale poslal to jeste jednou te prvni ... no uz se neozvala ...

Komentář: ICQ: OV-PHA

#1659

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<czShadoW> Proc nema C++ long long int?
<czShadoW> Takhle mi to vyhodnoti 1793563 * 10000 = 755760816
<rimrak> ato tam nemuzes napsat treba 5*5 ?
<czShadoW> Ne, nemuzu, jedna se o dost slozity vypocet :)
<rimrak> tak treba 15*14 ?
<czShadoW> Ne :D