Hláška #28545

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#28545

<woloda> uz mas po autoskole?
<b-complex_> nie
<woloda> preco?
<b-complex_> lebo som zosmiesnil policajta
<b-complex_> a potom dojebal jazdu
<woloda> ???
<woloda> jak zosmiesnil
<b-complex_> no
<b-complex_> mali sme testy
<b-complex_> a kto spravil isiel dole na skusku z udrzby
<b-complex_> tam si volali ludi do takej miestnosti, boli tam 2ja fizli a 3ja typci autoskolovi
<b-complex_> som picu vedel tak reku idem improvizuvat
<b-complex_> ked ma zavolali
<b-complex_> som si sadol
<b-complex_> a fizel takym fizlackym hlasom ze
<b-complex_> tak pan lenicky, ake kvapaliny kontrolujeme na aute?
<b-complex_> - noo, benzin
<b-complex_> fizel: ano palivo, co dalej
<b-complex_> ...brzdovu kvapalinu, motorovy olej
<b-complex_> spomenul som si este na ostrekovace
<b-complex_> a fizel stale este nejaku kvapalinu chcel
<b-complex_> a ked som si nevedel spomenut tak hovori
<b-complex_> no mate v aute este h2so4...
<b-complex_> a ja hned
<b-complex_> jasneeee kyselina sirova! kyselina sirova sa nachadza v baterii ktora sluzi ako akumu...
<b-complex_> KYSELINA SIROVA???
<b-complex_> no...
<b-complex_> ano kyselina sirova... v baterii
<b-complex_> aka Kyselina sirova???
<b-complex_> no h2so4, kyselina sirova
<b-complex_> pozeram po tych ludi v miestnosti
<b-complex_> fizel na mna pozera ako na najvacsieho idiota
<b-complex_> h2so4 je kyselina sirova?!
<b-complex_> no, ja za to nemozem ale ano...
<b-complex_> h2so4?!
<b-complex_> a potom to zaklincoval
<b-complex_> a co je teda PROSIM vas, VODA?!
<b-complex_> ...
<b-complex_> h2o?
<inso> loooooooooool
<b-complex_> fizel pozrel okolo seba
<b-complex_> oni tak trapne prikyvli
<b-complex_> fizel pozrel na mna
<b-complex_> a hovori... no dobre...
<b-complex_> DIFERENCIAL!
<inso> LOL
<woloda> rofl
<b-complex_> no a potom ma zobral dopice nad kolarko
<inso> ROFL
<b-complex_> som s nim mal jazdu
<b-complex_> tam som musel vycuvat a manevrovat z kopca do jebnutej zakruty
<b-complex_> a tak som bol vystresovany a happy ze som konecne na ceste
<b-complex_> ze som missol stopku
<b-complex_> a uz som bol jasny
<b-complex_> ale imho by si nasiel nieco ine aj tak :)
<b-complex_> ked som odchadzal tak si tak pod fuz povedal
<b-complex_> ...
<inso> to musel byt uber kokot
<inso> ...
<b-complex_> ...h2so4

Komentář: autoškola :)

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